Someone really stinks
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Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Murphy and his wife
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YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
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The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...