What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
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What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Hickbonics!
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Dead Blonde In A Closet
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What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
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Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...