The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...