By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...