Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice...