The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....