Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.