Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...