Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...