Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...