Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...