Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...