Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....