New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....