A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...