What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...