Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....