Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...