Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...