The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...