A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...