Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...