You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.