Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...