Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...