Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...