True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...