Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...