One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...