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|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...