Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Japan’s quality standard
|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They’re...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...