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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
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yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
He was un hoppy!
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Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...