Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...