Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...