Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....