Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...