Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...