Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...