Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...