Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...