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After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
Spin doctors!
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Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
What causes people to have arthritis?
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Two Quickies.
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Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...