Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.