Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.