Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...