Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.