A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...