Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...