How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...