The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...