The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...